Archive for February, 2010

Hrrlorrrrrr. (This is actually how I say hello.) A few things:

1. My friend (I say this advisedly, because I have it on authority he’s shortly planning to humiliate me in some way) Chris Flynn is the publisher of Torpedo, an independent fiction quarterly. Due to the prohibitive costs of publishing a print journal, he’s taken the plunge and decided to make Torpedo an electronic journal going forward. It is now the first Australian magazine/journal to be available on the Kindle, and only the second in the world to be so.

If you have a Kindle, an iPhone or a even just a plain ol’ computer, you can download any or every issue of Torpedo straight away. Pretty exciting shizzle. I’m looking forward to having a play.

2. I wrote an article about the Australian Publishers Association internship program for Bookseller + Publisher magazine‘s March issue, the second issue produced under Angela Meyer’s editorship. Go forth and inspect it dubiously.

3. On my way home today, I listened to the Joan Juliet Buck episode of The Moth, in which she describes living in a haunted apartment on Paris’s Rue Jacob. I am pretty sure I can hear the strains of Michael Bolton coming from somewhere, and now I am scared that my house is haunted by Michael Bolton. Or that someone in my family has poor music taste. Whichever.

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A woman, standing, with an eagle on her arm.

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February 4, 2010

After what seems like endless months of lobbying – creeping up behind Lisa Dempster in the supermarket queue, leaving weird notes in her letterbox, buying crates of Bonsoy and leaving them on her porch then retracting them – I will be descending upon the Wheeler Centre, as part of the Emerging Writers’ Festival, to deliver it of what charm God granted it. But in service of what are known as ‘good times’: the 15 Minutes of Fame book launches.

15 Minutes of Fame

Are you a writer with published work looking to find the right audience? Do you need 15 minutes to meet new readers? Want to be a featured artist in the Emerging Writers’ Festival program?

The Emerging Writers’ Festival is looking for new writers interested in launching their publications in our 15 Minutes of Fame program.

15 Minutes of Fame will give new writers an opportunity to put new works in the spotlight within the Emerging Writers’ Festival.

15 Minutes of Fame is a series of short launches and readings by emerging writers of their newly published work, hosted by Estelle Tang (3000 BOOKS). Each session will include an introduction interview, followed by a reading and ending with a short question and answer component.

Each session will be 15 minutes in length (of course) and will be held nightly from Monday 24th May to Thursday 28th May at the Wheeler Centre for Books, Writing and Ideas. A book table and bar will be run during the event.

If you are an emerging writer with a recently published work (within the last 12 months) and wish to be a part of 15 Minutes of Fame, please send your submission to info@emergingwritersfestival.org.au by Sunday 28 February with the heading ’15 Minutes of Fame’.

Submissions should be maximum two pages and include:

· a statement addressing why a launch/reading within the Emerging Writers’ Festival program would benefit you as a writer

· what publication you would like to launch, including an excerpt.

Spread the word!

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February 3, 2010

My fatal flaw is clearly an inability to walk into bookshops without goddamn buying everything. Try writing a play of interest about that, Bill Shakespeare. Actually, I did exercise some restraint. I managed to leave a couple of choice tomes licking their paws, crying that no one will ever love them. But this supposed wallet-back-in-pocket move was of no real comfort, because I laid some scrilla down on a pair of black knee-length riding boots not an hour later. Enthusiastic praying at the altar of consumer patron saint Carrie Bradshaw? Nooo, not me.

Fascinated (or perhaps bored) to see Tim Winton top the ol’ ‘Favourite Australian novel’ (FAN) poll in ABR with Cloudstreet. I read that book when I was too young to appreciate it, and I have not yet persuaded to revisit – two companions on my holidays in Sri Lanka turned the pages so slowly and reluctantly I could’ve sworn the book had dead flies between the pages. But Winton’s Breath was in the top ten, too, at number 4. Now that is a Winton book I can get behind. Until I read Breath, I don’t think I had a FAN. And I’m still not quite sure of the criteria I applied to reach that conclusion. What does make a ‘favourite Australian novel’? Favourite novel you can thrust in a foreigner’s face and say, ‘This is Australia?’ Highly dubious concept, too reductionist. Enthralling portrayal of la vie Australienne, breath of the wattle and all that? Snoretown. Favourite novel written by an Australian? It probably is just that, at that. Breath gave my viscera a bit of a ride, and it’s rather amazing in many ways.

Anyway, I’m surprised as anyone that I have a FAN. Do you have one? Do you think it’s a useful concept?

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There’s a reason I avert my eyes from multi-author short story collections, and it’s this: you have favourites among the throng, and nothing can stop you from loving those bright-eyed scamps more than the others. I’m an egalitarian reader, and love to love everything the same. But it’s difficult to shy away in the case of a book like Readings and Writings: Forty Years in Books, a collection no doubt published because independent Melbourne bookshop Readings has a clientele able to discern their Carver from their Chekhov, their Kennedy from their Lahiri. An editorial team headed by Jason Cotter and Michael Williams has brought together the shining lights of the short fiction form in Australia, including Alex Miller, Peter Goldsworthy, Cate Kennedy, Paddy O’Reilly and Tony Birch. The book not only brings good literary will to its readers; in addition, proceeds from the book go to The Readings Foundation, which supports local community and arts projects.

So, a book full of treasures. But the heart is wilful, and it goes where it pleases. Can I say how surprised I was by where it took me, and how grateful I was to discover the final destination? For example, I know who Mark Seymour is – he’s indirectly responsible for the longstanding but one-sided love affair I had with Paul McDermott when I was but an impressionable teen. But I had no idea Seymour was such a master of voice, of getting into a fictional skin. ‘The Scragger’ is a masterpiece showcasing the laconic Australian sporting male. Shawsie is a footballer, the ‘new dog in the kennel’. His anxieties are necessarily more hidden than others’, but his desires are plain for everyone to see. It’s the last game of the season, and he wants a run, badly. But he’s new in from the state league and the opposition players are huge, vicious, scraggin’. Coded in expletives, Shawsie’s verbiage is a wonderful couch for the ‘first run’ dream and the ‘couldn’t give a shit’ attitude expected of the sportsperson:

As if I don’t care about people’s feelings. Course I care. I mean, if I look at your face and you’re upset about something I’m going to notice that, right? And I’ll probably ask you what the matter is. On the other hand, I’m not soft either. I don’t suck up to anybody. I mean, there are bullshitters everywhere, don’t you reckon? Some people really know how to get the sympathy vote. ‘Squeaky wheels’ Dad calls ‘em … Mum too for that matter. ‘Watch out for the squeaky wheels,’ she used to say. That was a long time ago though.

Seymour’s writing is immediate and physical; it feels like it feeds straight into the part of the brain that perceives three-dimensional movement.

Like sentiment and football, youth and small town boredom are uncomfortable bedfellows, and Jenny Sinclair’s ‘Postcards’ is a bang-on sketch of what a kid with an adventurous bent might do: ‘Technically speaking it was a motorbike.’ In four skilful pages, Sinclair wraps the teenaged Owen in well-meaning relatives and benign promises and also the promising dust of the road. It’s a great little piece, with a focus on loving escape.

Now that I look again at Robbie Egan’s ‘Snake’, I’m starting to see a theme in the stories in Readings and Writings that have so enthralled me. ‘Snake’ begins with some kids playing around a river on a day Melburnians won’t need to try too hard to imagine, a day of blazing heat and lazy languor. Fans oscillate and boys smoke while their friends on the riverbank mangle their turn jumping into the water. But every action has its reverse and a single event has the day in tragic rewind.

Plenty of the other stories are great companions. David Cohen’s ‘Woodcutter’ is whimsical and fatalistic in the way of George Saunders, and Alex Miller’s ‘The End’ is a seemingly gentle story that groans terrifically at its end with a brutal kind of respite. In ‘Icarus’, Leanne Hall figures the remembrance of an installation artist in a way that foregrounds the allure of both the work and the strange unknowable person behind tangible flights of fancy. The foreword by Shane Maloney laughingly captures the character of the Readings enterprise, a place where ‘Helen Garner freewheeled past with a gasfitter’s apprentice over her shoulder’ and ‘The proprietor, a ruffian named Rubbo, stood behind an oak-laden counter, idly slitting the pages of uncut hardbacks with a switchblade stiletto.’ Rubbo’s introduction is a great read too, telling the story behind the big blue R.

Such were my bright-eyed scamps. Perhaps yours are different?

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