Posts Tagged ‘trinny woodall and susannah constantine’

here is a beautifully overexposed photograph taken by none other than yours truly featuring the book called what not to wear by trinny woodall and susannah constantine. if you have ever seen these broads on tv you may have witnessed their overuse of the word ‘tits’ to describe bosoms. whenever trinny is agreeing with something, her received pronunciation ‘yaaaah, yaaaaah’ is something i’ve often found amusing. look, i know it barely counts, it’s basically a picture book, for god’s sake. but it has some useful things in it apart from the odd real fashion boo-boo (they recommend wearing a sheer top without a bra if you have small boobs…um.) and they combine sartorial nous with a realistic view of bits and bodies, which is a good thing in my hon op.

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